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Prologue
Do you see that shooting star? No, not that one – look a little to the left. Yes, that’s it! Peer closely at that star, and you might see a small thatched cottage inside. Look within that cottage, and you’ll spy a man as large as life itself, sitting in a rocking chair next to the fire. His long, white beard is as soft as a sheep’s fleece, and a pair of half-moon glasses rests on his nose. He is known by many names, but most call him Father Time. Although he is reading a peculiar purple book, every now and then he glances at a jam jar on the shelf, checking it is still there.
The jar looks normal, but go a little closer and you will notice the buildings of a strange city. A walled city where Victorian factories puff black smoke over Tudor villages; Roman roads snake past the bombsites of the Blitz, and the Big Bang hangs in the sky like a second sun.
It is in this city our story starts...
Chapter 1
Lizzy ran through the royal nursery pursued by her sister and a strong smell of burning. “Come back with my tinderbox!” Mary shrieked. “I’m experimenting.”
Chapter 2
A blast of trumpets drew them to the narrow nursery window. “It’s him,” Mary peered through the lead bars. “The Earl of Hogwitch.”
Chapter 3
“M’lady.” Maids of honour closed round her like an armed escort. “The King awaits.” With a crackling of skirts, Liz was led down the stone steps...
Prologue
Do you see that shooting star? No, not that one – look a little to the left. Yes, that’s it! Peer closely at that star, and you might see a small thatched cottage inside. Look within that cottage, and you’ll spy a man as large as life itself, sitting in a rocking chair next to the fire. His long, white beard is as soft as a sheep’s fleece, and a pair of half-moon glasses rests on his nose. He is known by many names, but most call him Father Time. Although he is reading a peculiar purple book, every now and then he glances at a jam jar on the shelf, checking it is still there.
The jar looks normal, but go a little closer and you will notice the buildings of a strange city. A walled city where Victorian factories puff black smoke over Tudor villages; Roman roads snake past the bombsites of the Blitz, and the Big Bang hangs in the sky like a second sun.
It is in this city our story starts...
“Not. Around. My maps!” Liz bolted from the bedroom. Picking up speed – and several layers of petticoats – she dropped to her knees, and slid down the Long Gallery on a sea of skirts. Finally, she was flying!
“Oof,” Mary slid into the back of her, locking them both into a skid. Like a sledge on silk runners, they hurtled towards a massive oak dresser. Trying to brake, Lizzy grabbed at a wall-hanging. The vast, faded tapestry depicted Henry VIII of Tudorgate in his golden youth – all confidence and bulging calves. Lizzy clung to them! And brought the whole creaky canvas crashing down.
It took a moment for the dust to clear. Coughing, lurching to her feet, Liz found herself looking down at a small boy. In a very big doublet. “Crikey, Squirt,” she flattened her ruff for a better look. “What’ve they forced you into now?”
“An old doublet of Dad’s.” Her bookish brother blinked down at his preposterously-padded front. “Apparently he wore it to cow the French. What do you think?”
“Mmm...” Stuffed to the point of bursting, the golden yellow doublet drooped down to Ed’s knobbly knees. Encased in baggy red tights, his skinny legs were splattered with ink and quill feathers. “You look like a chicken,” she said. His little face fell. “Relax, you’ll be cock of the yard!” She grinned, ruffling his hair. Then giving it a sharp tug...anything to create height their dad demanded.
Poor Ed, she sighed, straightening his specs. It was only his brain getting bigger. However much Henry hurled his royal heir at the hunt, or forced him to joust, the sensitive 9-year-old saved his mental focus (immense) and physical strength (minimal) for learning.
“Whatchyer reading?” Lizzy caught the vast vellum slipping from her brother’s spindly arms. “Fartus Bumms Volumius?” She pretended to peer at the Latin text. “Odourus Constipatotorium?”
“Close,” he beamed. “The History of That Which We Excrete. In small chunks.”
“Ach, yer’ll not be popping out any chunks today, pet.” A matronly servant bustled in, clutching a steaming chamber pot. “No time for nothing but tinkles. The King wants you lot in the Great Hall.”
In one brisk movement, the muscular maid hoiked up Edward’s tights, smoothed down Lizzy’s ruff - and tugged Mary out from under the tapestry.
“Now which of yerr’s got that wee burny-box?” She gave the royal sisters a suspicious sniff. “A-ha!” She plunged a fist down Lizzy’s bejewelled bodice. Extracted the tinderbox – and dropped it into the chamber-pot. Plop.
“Nursey, no!” shrieked Mary. “What are you doing?”
“Tidying. There,” Nursey sloshed the pot behind a wall-hanging, “much better. Have you forgotten it’s Elizabeth’s big banquet tonight?”
“It’s not my banquet,” Liz crossed her arms, “I never asked for it.”
“Course not. You’re a girl,” Edward volunteered cheerfully. “You don’t get to ask for anything.”
“No kidding,” puffed Liz.
“So why keep fighting it, Lambkin?” said Nursey. “It’s just the way things are.”
“But why?” Lizzy craned to see beyond the palace battlements. “Why can’t I get out there, see new worlds?”
“Because rules is rules,” harrumphed Nursey, “leastways they are in the City of Conturbabimus. When the sands of time settled, The Grand Council set them into stone.
“Stone walls, that’s all.” Liz crossed her arms. “But why build them so high?”
“Well, how else they goin’ ter carve their Grand Council decrees into ‘em? In letters huge as a house! Not that I can read them, o’ course.” She heaved her bosom. “Lucky we’re learned ‘em with our manners. Recite with me, children!”
“We must be bound by our borders,” muttered Mary,
“Stay true to our kingdom,” sighed Edward.
“And know our place in it.” Nursey tucked Lizzy’s red curls into her headpiece. “Your place, dear, is ter be a Tudorgate Princess.” She rapped at Lizzy’s stiff brocade bodice with a red-raw knuckle. “While I’m stuck scrubbing your undies, your job is to embroider hankies, play the lute and get betrothed.”
“But I’m only 13!”
“Exactly,” beamed Nursey. What better age to sign your life away to a man you barely know! Aren’t you excited?”
“Excited?” A clanking noise came up from the castle courtyard: the scrape and rattle of the portcullis being raised. “I’m about to be led out like a prisoner -”
“Princess,” Nursey corrected her,
“To be forced AGAINST MY WILL —”
“Joyfully betrothed,” nodded Nursey,
“To a monster!”
Chapter 1
Lizzy ran through the royal nursery pursued by her sister and a strong smell of burning. “Come back with my tinderbox!” Mary shrieked. “I’m experimenting.”
Chapter 2
A blast of trumpets drew them to the narrow nursery window. “It’s him,” Mary peered through the lead bars. “The Earl of Hogwitch.”
Chapter 3
“M’lady.” Maids of honour closed round her like an armed escort. “The King awaits.” With a crackling of skirts, Liz was led down the stone steps...
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